How to Pronounce Prokaronirito - BBQ Song
DorkLife Archive
Browse 175 posts from the DorkLife Archive: Dorky’s BBQ history, Appalachian absurdism, barbecue memes, restaurant lore, videos, announcements, and assorted nonsense.
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GZA - Liquid Swords 90s Rap BBQ Parody
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Alien Cashier at Dorky's BBQ Meme
Everyone give it up for our new cashier Xllykdin!We found it a few months ago when a giant capsule crash landed in the dumpster out back. At first it was...
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Jay and Silent Bob Standing in Front of Dorky's BBQ Meme
Can someone help us?These two have been standing out front all day. They keep telling our customers to “secure the bag.” They're scaring off the elderly folks with hip-hop dancing....
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Views from Dorky's BBQ Meme
This guy has been sitting on the roof all evening. We told him we were closed this weekend to rest and recover from another busy week! He said he'd wait...
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Dorky Dan's Birthday 2026 Post
Happy birthday, Dorky! Today is the birthday of the hardest working man I've ever known—the guy whose sheer will started this thing and keeps it running daily. This man has...
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Dorky Mural Installation - Dorky's BBQ Meme
Since we're closed this Saturday, we figured it would be a good time to install our new mural! We hired this prompt artist out of Lexington to paint it. Pretty...
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Hey. THINK FAST! - Pulled Pork Sandwich Pitcher BBQ Pig Meme
Hey. THINK FAST! 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY11AM - 7PM, M-F
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Low and slow? Get outta here BBQ Flamethrower Meme
Low and slow? Get outta here. Sometimes you gotta crank the heat up! 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY11am - 7pm, M-F
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Mrs. Dorky 2026 Birthday Shoutout
🥳🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the owner of the month, Mrs. Dorky! Not only does she make some pretty wicked cobblers, but she's also the one who named the whole dang...
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We Are the Barbecue - Queen "We Are the Champions" Parody
Don't forget it, bub.
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BBQ Boy Kangaroo Meat Arrest - Dorky's Meme
BBQ Boy got arrested... the officers said he was smoking illegal contraband. He was. Without authorization from his pops, BBQ Boy borrowed the company card and imported kangaroo meat from...
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Rock the Poultry 2026 - Dorky's BBQ Meme
What a weekend! We want to say: thank you to all the birds in Boyd County for coming out to the festival! Rock the Poultry was a massive cluckin' success....
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I Bet He's Thinking About Other Women - Dorky's BBQ Meme
If this thought keeps you up at night, you are not alone. We are closed Saturday and Sunday, but we'll probably be Dorkposting all weekend anyway. Have a lovely one!
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Forrest Gump Appears at Dorky's BBQ - Ashland, KY Meme
This guy just started monologuing on the bench out front. At one point he said “My mama always said you can tell a lot about a person by their favorite...
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PSA: We Are a Real Restaurant
Welcome friends.
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Billy Bob Loves Charlene - Dorky's BBQ John Deere Green Vandalism Meme
To whoever vandalized our smoke shack: we will find you, and we will kiss you. We love Joe Diffie! 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY11am - 7pm
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Slim Shady We Have Your Ribs - Dorky's BBQ Meme
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We have your ribs. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here… 101 Jane Hill Road,...
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Porkaronirito Delivery Service - Dorky's BBQ Meme
We’re now partnering with the postal system to deliver porkaroniritos all across the United States! For the cost of just one postage stamp somehow, you can mail this heavenly burrito...
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Some men just want to watch the wood burn - Dorky's BBQ Pig Meme Batman Parody
Some men just want to watch the wood burn.
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Life Cycle of a Week at Dorky's BBQ Meme
Truth be told, I’m cooking up too many mac and memes. This is a containment group to handle the overflow of stuff that probably doesn’t below on main. LOVE YA!
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Independence Day 2026 - Common Sense Thomas Paine Parody
Have a safe weekend y’all! Happy Independence Day. We love ya and we’ll see you Monday! #AshlandKY #DorkysBBQ
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Dorky Detonation!
I lost 30 pounds today!
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Ashland, KY Couple Climb to Top of Empire State Building
BREAKING: Ashland, KY couple climb to top of Empire State Building with a very important message
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When You Pull Up at Dorky's and They're Sold Out - Sophie Cunningham Pointing BBQ Meme
It’s been a day, y’all. We are SOLD OUT of meats again! Thanks to everyone for a crazy one.
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Dorky's BBQ Now Has a Fly-Thru Helipad Meme
You asked, and we listened. Aviation enthusiasts, get ready! Dorky’s BBQ now has a fly-thru. Come drop in for these ribs before they fly off! The world’s going to heck...
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POV: You Just Left Dorky's BBQ (Have a Dorky Day!)
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Lil Dorky Vert Dropped His Mixtape - Smoker BBQ Meme
Our scientists have uncovered a 2020 throwback for the zillennials in the crowd. It was dug out of a musty vault known as @dorkyporkybbq on Instagram. It’s unknown whether Lil...
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Woke Up to Piggies Smokin Like Me - Dorky's BBQ Tweet
The Original.
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Boyd County, KY New Sheriff Election Challenger 2026 - Dorky's BBQ Pig Meme
Dorky about to lay down the law! You MUST eat a pulled pork sandwich today or STRAIGHT TO JAIL! In all seriousness: we are blessed to have some of the...
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POV: you work at Dorky’s BBQ iMessage Meme
POV: you work at Dorky’s BBQ One hour left to get your rib run in! Thanks to everyone for continuing to show out. We will be closed for the remainder...
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The Brolympics just broke out in the parking lot…
The Brolympics just broke out in the parking lot… Dorky’s is the spot for blue collar folks and we appreciate y’all for showing out every day during these crazy lunches!...
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BBQ Sauce Gas Pump Nozzle Dispenser Didn't Go As Planned - Dorky's BBQ Meme
This didn’t go as planned… We just installed new BBQ sauce pumps at every table. Still working out a few kinks. Should we keep them? Have a Dorky day!
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The Kentucky Derby got moved to Ashland, KY… - Dorky's BBQ Meme
The Kentucky Derby got moved to Ashland, KY… We are proud to have hosted the first ever Dorky Derby this morning at Dorkhill Downs! The race was a tight one,...
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The DorkLife is Always Expanding Just Like Our Universe - Dorky's BBQ Marquee Sign Meme
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New Assistant Manager Adam Announcement - Dorky's BBQ Meme
Y’all, we’re very proud to announce our new assistant assistant manager. Everyone meet Adam! Adam is a funny feller and loves to crack jokes in his signature voices. We’re hoping...
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Ancient Giant Dinosaur Ribs - Dorky's BBQ Meme
The authorities warned us against this… Our staff dorcheologist went digging underneath the storage units out back. Found a fully preserved rack of dinosaur ribs. They took 65 million years...
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The Workers of the World Tearing Down the Door - Dorky's BBQ Meme
Woah bubby! Lunch rush came early today, boys. We love the workers of the world, and they love chicken and dumplings while supplies last!
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The Swine Bomba Giant Barbecue Smoker - Dorky's BBQ Meme
Is this smoker too extra? We call it the Swine Bomba. It’s like 8 tons of solid steel and should help us increase smoking capacity to match demand!
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Dorky Highway Coming Soon - 5000 Dorky's BBQ Facebook Followers Celebration
The state promised us that at 5,000 followers they would build us a new freeway bypass with our very own exit ramp! Can you tell the social media guy is...
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New Riverfront Statue Ashland KY - Dorky's BBQ Pig Meme
Want to go ahead and drop this before the news breaks but… the city is redesigning the riverfront statue to better reflect local culture! Ashland is a BBQ town apparently....
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Wanted - BBQ Boy
After yesterday’s events, BBQ Boy made a mad dash to his busted Kia and hit the roundabouts. We don’t know where he is, but he is a valuable asset to...
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Ashland KY New Roundabout in Bellefonte Route 5 / Jane Hill Road - Dorky's BBQ Meme
We just got some crazy news from the state today! Due to an increase in traffic on Route 5, a new roundabout will be installed this summer at the intersection...
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Dr. Dork - The Brunswick (Dr. Dre - The Chronic) - Dorky's BBQ Pig Meme Parody
Don’t let “The Brunswick” distract you from the fact that 2001 is the superior album and that we also have some chicken and dumplings left.
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Breaking: Mark Pope Has Officially Lost His Mind - Dorky's BBQ Pig Committed to Kentucky Wildcats Meme
Breaking: Mark Pope has officially lost his mind! BBN has just landed another recruit, and this one might be a game changer. Standing in at 5’7”, Dorky the Pig from...
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Pocket Sand / Pocket Dork Dale Gribble Dorky's BBQ Pig Meme
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Slow Hamz - Kanye West (Slow Jamz) BBQ Parody
We’d caption this “Slow Hamz” but that would be too obvious.
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Do You Want My Brisket? - Rod Stewart BBQ Parody "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"
Sometimes I question whether I should post or not… we’re going for it today. PSA: I am not Dorky. Dorky would never approve of this.
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We Bought a New Worker - BBQ Pig Robot Meme
So many folks have been asking us to extend our hours, so we bought a new worker! As a result, our operating hours will now be 24 hours a day,...
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Dorky's BBQ / Broccy's VGQ April Fools Day 2026
🥊 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ⚾️ Effective immediately, we will be rebranding as Broccy’s VGQ (veggiecue). We’re thrilled to say we will no longer be serving animal products of ANY kind! That’s...