Views from Dorky's BBQ Meme
This guy has been sitting on the roof all evening. We told him we were closed this weekend to rest and recover from another busy week! He said he'd wait...
DorkLife Archive
Browse 205 posts from the DorkLife Archive: Dorky’s BBQ history, Appalachian absurdism, barbecue memes, restaurant lore, videos, announcements, and assorted nonsense.
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Dorky Dan's Birthday 2026 Post
Happy birthday, Dorky! Today is the birthday of the hardest working man I've ever known—the guy whose sheer will started this thing and keeps it running daily. This man has...
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All active and retired military personnel: to show our appreciation for your service, we will be givin…
All active and retired military personnel: to show our appreciation for your service, we will be giving one free dessert on Veteran’s Day to military veterans while supplies last! We...
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Dorky's Five Day Break III: Season of an Old Meme
Dorky's Five Day Break III: Season of an Old Meme This reference was a hot commodity at one point about a year and a half ago, and unfortunately the conditions...
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Dorky’s Five Day Break Part II: Eclectic Barbecue
Dorky’s Five Day Break Part II: Eclectic Barbecue In this family, we say Dorky at least 421 times a day. His name is Dorky Dorkson. His name is Dorky Dorkson....
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Craig Williams Girlfriend Story - Dorky's BBQ Meme
Has the lady in your life eaten all the ribs you brought home from Dorky’s? If so, you may be entitled to direct financial compensation. How? We’re not really sure,...
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Someone said Dorky looks like a bank robber, but the only thing Dorky is robbing is HUNGER PANGS of th…
Someone said Dorky looks like a bank robber, but the only thing Dorky is robbing is HUNGER PANGS of their wretched power over us all! Liberation through barbecue! 😱 #DorkLife...
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💫 Dorky’s Improv Comedy Night 💫
💫 Dorky’s Improv Comedy Night 💫 Everyone’s a star at Dorky’s, and that’s why we’re absolutely galloping with enthusiasm to announce our very first IMPROVISATIONAL COMEDY NIGHT! Our first improv...
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So the self-appointed President of Dorky’s Fan Club, Ohio Chapter left his mark on our sticker wall to…
So the self-appointed President of Dorky’s Fan Club, Ohio Chapter left his mark on our sticker wall today, and we must say: this is a monumental moment in Dorky lore....
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We survived Thanksgiving week, y’all, but the social media operator is creatively bankrupt! We know yo…
We survived Thanksgiving week, y’all, but the social media operator is creatively bankrupt! We know you’re tired of turkey, so maybe… 👀 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am -...
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Oh, we forgot to tell everyone we’re open today. It would be a shame if everyone who hasn’t been in to…
Oh, we forgot to tell everyone we’re open today. It would be a shame if everyone who hasn’t been in today forgot we’re open today, because we are, in fact,...
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Why does this pumpkin cheesecake cobbler look like it’s about to drop the hottest album of 2026? Get d…
Why does this pumpkin cheesecake cobbler look like it’s about to drop the hottest album of 2026? Get down on it! 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am - 8pm...
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Don’t take our word for it. Take the people’s word for it! We’re here on this foggy Monday, ready to s…
Don’t take our word for it. Take the people’s word for it! We’re here on this foggy Monday, ready to serve. Can’t wait to see y’all! 101 Jane Hill Road,...
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Dorky Road is, in fact, located on Jane Hill in Westwood and Bellefonte.
Dorky Road is, in fact, located on Jane Hill in Westwood and Bellefonte. 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am - 8pm #DorkLife #DorkysBBQ
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We are thrilled to announce this new, ambitious piece of Dorky digital infrastructure. Be on the looko…
We are thrilled to announce this new, ambitious piece of Dorky digital infrastructure. Be on the lookout for the ICO! #DorkLife #DorkysBBQ
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Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We’ve sold out of most of our food for today.
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We’ve sold out of most of our food for today. Incredibly grateful and incredibly ready to rest. 🫶
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Oh by gosh by golly. Dorky did dumplings again, and there’s even an unneeded apostrophe in the sign! W…
Oh by gosh by golly. Dorky did dumplings again, and there’s even an unneeded apostrophe in the sign! What is going on, Ashland? 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am...
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Warning: you will lick the pan clean, and aluminum does not taste great. Thanks y’all! 🙂
Warning: you will lick the pan clean, and aluminum does not taste great. Thanks y’all! 🙂 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am - 8pm #DorkysBBQ #DorkLife
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No marketing post today, and you already know our posts are written by a human and not a computer. I w…
No marketing post today, and you already know our posts are written by a human and not a computer. I wanted to give a little shoutout to the owner-operators today....
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Yikes y’all! We’re open, but BBQ Boy has creative block. He even stopped writing his Appalachian absur…
Yikes y’all! We’re open, but BBQ Boy has creative block. He even stopped writing his Appalachian absurdism novel. Pray for him by buying some pork from eez pops or something....
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Our sauce ain’t AI-generated! Dorky whips it up daily, in-house. That’s how you know it’s legit.
Our sauce ain’t AI-generated! Dorky whips it up daily, in-house. That’s how you know it’s legit. #DorkysBBQ #DorkLife
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I’m a loose bone of a smoked meat machine… what a match, I’m barbecue and you’re semi-sweet.
I’m a loose bone of a smoked meat machine… what a match, I’m barbecue and you’re semi-sweet. 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am - 7pm #DorkysBBQ #DorkLife
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Happy new year y’all. 2026 is our year, and by “our” I mean all of us, collectively, including you. We…
Happy new year y’all. 2026 is our year, and by “our” I mean all of us, collectively, including you. We’re all gonna make it! Since the rules of social media...
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tl;dr — We’re adjusting our hours and preparing a finalized menu.
tl;dr — We’re adjusting our hours and preparing a finalized menu. With 2026 upon us, we want to take a moment to reflect on the year and announce some changes....
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COBBLUH! Blackberry, that is.
COBBLUH! Blackberry, that is. You know, those things that send you into a sugar coma? Yeah, I haven’t posted one in a while. I usually fall asleep when the aroma...
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No sharks here, no. Just heaps of meat.
No sharks here, no. Just heaps of meat. 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am - 7pm #DorkysBBQ #DorkLife
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“Mick always always knew his pretty little words would start a revolution, but he never imagined the r…
“Mick always always knew his pretty little words would start a revolution, but he never imagined the realm would be barbecue—a competitive cuisine it is, but Mark had eez methods...
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We’re sending this one straight to the UN!
We’re sending this one straight to the UN! Also, we’re closed today, per our new schedule. The abstract humor never stops though! #DorkLife #DorkysBBQ
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BIG if true!
BIG if true! Thanks y’all. 🫶 #DorkysBBQ #DorkLife 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am - 7pm
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🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: A New Era of Digital Excellence at Dorky’s BBQ 🚨
🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: A New Era of Digital Excellence at Dorky’s BBQ 🚨 Effective immediately, Dorky’s BBQ is undergoing a strategic transformation of our social media presence. As we strive...
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Here’s an excerpt from some random manuscript titled Fifteen Minutes of Faceless Fame and Everything t…
Here’s an excerpt from some random manuscript titled Fifteen Minutes of Faceless Fame and Everything that Came Later: “Appalachia Spirit Guide leaped from the ground, just a shoutin and rollin...
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Schrodinger’s cue… a pleasant surprise or a digital nuisance. “You decide.”
Schrodinger’s cue… a pleasant surprise or a digital nuisance. “You decide.” Glad we could be a yummy surprise for you, Tim! #DorkLife #DorkysBBQ
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The 3D chases your thoughts, you know, and in the depths of my soul I know my role as a roller of Pork…
The 3D chases your thoughts, you know, and in the depths of my soul I know my role as a roller of Porkaroniritos… constructed with ease and enough for a...
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I’ve seen enough. We’ve heard the talk around town, and we’re going to put it to rest. These pigs are…
I’ve seen enough. We’ve heard the talk around town, and we’re going to put it to rest. These pigs are gonna duke it out. Dorky vs. Tipper. Who’s in?
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Yo I just got word that we’re gonna have a couple cold salads tomorrow? Homemade mac salad and potato…
Yo I just got word that we’re gonna have a couple cold salads tomorrow? Homemade mac salad and potato salad, they say. Just like mammaw used to make, they say....
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“And tell me, why DO YOU want so much barbecue?”
“And tell me, why DO YOU want so much barbecue?” My mental wheels spun for a moment and I uttered “Doc, there’s this place at 101 Jane Hill Road in...
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Aye bub, go on down tuh Dorky’s and get me a full rack of ribs with sauce! They look real good.
Aye bub, go on down tuh Dorky’s and get me a full rack of ribs with sauce! They look real good. 11am - 7pm 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY...
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Aaron Rodgers might call it quits, but Dorky ain’t! He can take a sack (only because that sack has a b…
Aaron Rodgers might call it quits, but Dorky ain’t! He can take a sack (only because that sack has a brisket sandwich with no sauce). 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland,...
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Come on man, pick up the phone. Ring ring. Aye bub we got a rack left, you want it? Yeah we’re over he…
Come on man, pick up the phone. Ring ring. Aye bub we got a rack left, you want it? Yeah we’re over here at 101 Jane Hill Road. Alrighty sister,...
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Awesome people and a great varied selection! Easy to find from US 23 too.
Awesome people and a great varied selection! Easy to find from US 23 too.
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Call me anything you want (even Barbara Bonneville Quincy), just don’t call me late for Dorky’s!
Call me anything you want (even Barbara Bonneville Quincy), just don’t call me late for Dorky’s! 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am - 7pm #DorkysBBQ #DorkLife
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Macaroni Moreno says “Stay GOATed.”
Macaroni Moreno says “Stay GOATed.” Disclaimer: We do not currently have an NIL deal with Malachi Moreno, but we are willing to offer him a rack of ribs (with sauce)...
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Come on down and get you some ribs!
Come on down and get you some ribs! 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am - 8pm #DorkysBBQ #DorkLife
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Confession: I prefer the chickaronirito to the porkaronirito. How about you?
Confession: I prefer the chickaronirito to the porkaronirito. How about you? Thanks Jacob and everyone else! We love y’all. #DorkysBBQ #DorkLife
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Guy Fieri was born exactly 58 years ago, Mammaw Dorky was born exactly 79 years ago, and BBQ Boy was b…
Guy Fieri was born exactly 58 years ago, Mammaw Dorky was born exactly 79 years ago, and BBQ Boy was born exactly 30 years ago. Everybody wish Guy Fieri (and...
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Thanks for letting us be your hometown spot, and thank you for your service! Glad we could be a good s…
Thanks for letting us be your hometown spot, and thank you for your service! Glad we could be a good spot for an honorable decision. 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland,...
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Repost from 2020. “The Bun Also Rises”
Repost from 2020. “The Bun Also Rises” Hope you enjoy (and come get some brisket)! 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am - 7pm #DorkLife #DorkysBBQ
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Mrs. Dorky made some Valentine’s Day stuffs so you don’t have to! Come get your girl something before…
Mrs. Dorky made some Valentine’s Day stuffs so you don’t have to! Come get your girl something before I do. #DorkLife #DorkysBBQ 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 11am -...
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Reminder: Super Bowl pickups are from 3-4pm today!
Reminder: Super Bowl pickups are from 3-4pm today!
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Who’s in for a rib run? Open til 7!
Who’s in for a rib run? Open til 7! 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY #DorkysBBQ