Dorky Tip #1 - Alpha Waves Pressure Cooking BBQ Meme
It’s crazy how many people still don’t know this. But go ahead. Keep doing it “your way.”
DorkLife Archive
Browse 175 posts from the DorkLife Archive: Dorky’s BBQ history, Appalachian absurdism, barbecue memes, restaurant lore, videos, announcements, and assorted nonsense.
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Ella Langley BBQ Parody - I Just Want a Pulled Pork
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March Madness Saturday Basketball Meme Otega Oweh
March Madness on the tube on a sunny Saturday at Dorky’s… what could go wrong? We’re open, folks!
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Dorky's Going Jack Gohlke on These Meats - BBQ March Madness Pig Meme Parody
Dorky’s plum goin Jack Gohlke on these meats, and we’ve got some games on the TV. Come on down and watch some hoops with us!
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Who Can Say What This Post Means? ASPCA Commercial Parody
Another day, another concerning post from your hometown barbecue. We’re sorry.
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Name This Band - BBQ Pig Potbellies Meme
BEST COMMENT WINS A 💫 FREE 💫 wink, nod, and mild hyper-local internet fame. Sound off in the comments so I get some dopamine from the notifications.
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Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Dorky the Pig BBQ Meme Parody
Oh heavens, I forgot to look at the calendar! Regardless, and not irregardless, all the real ones know that Jason Voorhees ain’t got squat on Cane Wicker. And that’s on...
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The Most Overrated BBQ Joint in Kentucky - Dorky's BBQ
After months of research and heated debate, we have come to a conclusion. The most overrated BBQ restaurant in the entire Commonwealth of Kentucky… is Dorky’s BBQ.
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Brock the Beer Man - Dorky's BBQ Dorky Cone Customer Reaction
May you be as happy as Brock the Beer Man when he saw his Dorky Cone. Wait, what’s a Dorky Cone?
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THIS IS MIKE > MIKE IS ARE BIGGEST DORKY FAN > MIKE AND HIS MEEMAW LOVES DORKYS BAR B QUEUE
THIS IS MIKE > MIKE IS ARE BIGGEST DORKY FAN > MIKE AND HIS MEEMAW LOVES DORKYS BAR B QUEUE > EVERYBODY LIKE MIKE LOL JANE HILL ROAD HASHTAG DORK...
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Dorky Strings - Billy Strings BBQ Pig Bluegrass Parody Meme
Ol Dorky made a train & he put it on a track… He ran it to the Lord knows where. Oh me, oh my… ran it to the Lord knows...
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Rules 1 & 2 of Dork Club (Fight Club Tyler Durden Parody BBQ Pig Meme)
“Where Is My Mind?” by Pixies plays in the background while I take a fat bite of some brisket.
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Master Beef - Master Chief BBQ Pig Meme Halo Parody
Were it so easy… to eat these ribs.
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Dorky's BBQ Jason Statham Contest Poster
Whatever but come eat some barbecue today IF you can secure a table!
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Dorky the Pig Calling You BBQ Meme
Come on man, pick up the phone. Ring ring. Aye bub we got a rack left, you want it? Yeah we’re over here at 101 Jane Hill Road. Alrighty sister,...
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Come With Me, and You'll Be in a... (Willy Wonka "Pure Imagination" BBQ Parody)
A deleted scene from the classic film Dorky Porky and the Barbecue Factory starring “Baked Bean” Wilder.
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I'm Literally a Sandwich - Pulled Pork Sandwich BBQ Meme
Call me anything you want (even Barbara Bonneville Quincy), just don’t call me late for Dorky’s!
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Macaroni Moreno Says “Stay GOATed.” BBQ Pig Kentucky Wildcats Basketball Meme
Macaroni Moreno says “Stay GOATed.” Disclaimer: We do not currently have an NIL deal with Malachi Moreno, but we are willing to offer him a rack of ribs (with sauce)...
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Dorky the Pig Therapist Appointment - Barbecue Meme
“And tell me, why DO YOU want so much barbecue?” My mental wheels spun for a moment and I uttered “Doc, there’s this place at 101 Jane Hill Road in...
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Aaron Rodgers Getting Sacked - Dorky the Pig BBQ Meme Parody
Aaron Rodgers might call it quits, but Dorky ain’t! He can take a sack (only because that sack has a brisket sandwich with no sauce).
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Dorky the Pig Jumping the Shark - Dorky's BBQ Meme
No sharks here, no. Just heaps of meat.
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Petition to Bring Guy Ferrari to Dorky's (Guy Fieri Parody) - BBQ Meme)
We’re sending this one straight to the UN! Also, we’re closed today, per our new schedule. The abstract humor never stops though!
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🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: A New Era of Digital Excellence at Dorky’s BBQ 🚨
🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: A New Era of Digital Excellence at Dorky’s BBQ 🚨
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I Got Rickrolled at Dorky's BBQ
What year is it even?
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The 30-Year-Old Dorkposter - Dorky's BBQ Pig Meme
Here’s an excerpt from some random manuscript titled Fifteen Minutes of Faceless Fame and Everything that Came Later: “Appalachia Spirit Guide leaped from the ground, just a shoutin and rollin...
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Astrology Girls / BBQuarius Tweet
The 3D chases your thoughts, you know, and in the depths of my soul I know my role as a roller of Porkaroniritos… constructed with ease and enough for a...
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Ultimate Biting Championship - Tipper (Hogg Tips) vs. Dorky (Dorky's BBQ)
I’ve seen enough. We’ve heard the talk around town, and we’re going to put it to rest. These pigs are gonna duke it out. Dorky vs. Tipper. Who’s in?
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Mac Salad at Dorky's BBQ Mamaw Meme
Yo I just got word that we’re gonna have a couple cold salads tomorrow? Homemade mac salad and potato salad, they say. Just like mammaw used to make, they say....
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Fall Off Bone (Fall Out Boy - Folie a Deux Parody BBQ Pig Meme)
I’m a loose bone of a smoked meat machine… what a match, I’m barbecue and you’re semi-sweet.
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Dorky Christmas Vacation / Chevy Chase BBQ Pig Meme
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AI-Generated Barbecue Sauce - Dorky's BBQ Meme
Our sauce ain’t AI-generated! Dorky whips it up daily, in-house. That’s how you know it’s legit.
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The Meatles - Dorky Road (The Beatles - Abbey Road BBQ Pig Meme Parody)
Dorky Road is, in fact, located on Jane Hill in Westwood and Bellefonte. 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY
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DorkCoin Dorky's BBQ Cryptocurrency Announcement
We are thrilled to announce this new, ambitious piece of Dorky digital infrastructure. Be on the lookout for the ICO!
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Barbecutie - Blushing Dorky the Pig Meme
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We’ve sold out of most of our food for today. Incredibly grateful and incredibly ready to rest. 🫶
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The Cream Rises to the Top: OH YEAH
This might be the dorkiest video ever made, but we laughed.
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Can I Help You Sir? "pull pork"
BBQ Boy hasn’t left his bedroom in years, but here he is in Dorky’s with one internal motto: risk it for the brisket. Except he ordered pulled pork, we think?...
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Why does this pumpkin cheesecake cobbler look like it’s about to drop the hottest album of 2026?
Why does this pumpkin cheesecake cobbler look like it’s about to drop the hottest album of 2026? Get down on it!
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Evolution of Dorky the Pig - 2013/2017/2025 Eras
Someone said Dorky looks like a bank robber, but the only thing Dorky is robbing is HUNGER PANGS of their wretched power over us all! Liberation through barbecue! 😱
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In A Toxic Relationship with Porkaronirito - Dorky's BBQ Meme
Confession: I have gained 10 pounds in the past week. Have you too?
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Why Dorky's BBQ Never Answers Their Phone
In case you’re wondering why we never answer our phone…
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Dorky's Sauce Spices - Dorky's BBQ Meme
Is it the moon? Is it a planet? Why, neither… it’s the spices contained within Dorky’s original sweet sauce! You know, that stuff that pours off of our big sandwiches...
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In the Aeroplane Over the Sea - Dorky's BBQ Parody Meme
You shouldn’t need Nic Cage to decipher your dinner. That’s why we keep things simple and focus on the fundamentals. A la carte, my dudes. Give the people a choice!...
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Dorky’s Improv Comedy Night / Whose Line Is It Anyway Parody BBQ Meme
💫 Dorky’s Improv Comedy Night 💫 Everyone’s a star at Dorky’s, and that’s why we’re absolutely galloping with enthusiasm to announce our very first IMPROVISATIONAL COMEDY NIGHT! Our first improv...
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Craig Williams Girlfriend's Babyback Ribs Story - Dorky's BBQ Meme
Has the lady in your life eaten all the ribs you brought home from Dorky’s? If so, you may be entitled to direct financial compensation. How? We’re not really sure,...
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Guys Be Like I Know A Spot - Dorky's BBQ Barbecue Meme
If your first thought is “What in the world” then you’ve come to the right place! Get to know your table neighbors… you’ll be having conversation with them in no...
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We Tried to Bottle Our BBQ Sauce
DORKY WATER?! What are these barbecue people even doing? Shoutout to Lesage Water outside of Huntington!
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We're Moving to MARS
MARS? We’re going to beat this horse until we can’t anymore!
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Is anybody else seeing these lights in the sky right now?
Is anybody else seeing these lights in the sky right now?
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Local Social Media Feeds | Joker BBQ Pig Meme Parody
So cool to make the front page!! Never thought it would happen but here we are. We're living, baby! 101 Jane Hill Road, Ashland, KY 41101 We're open 11am -...
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Dorky's Law BBQ Philosophy Meme
All active and retired military personnel: to show our appreciation for your service, we will be giving one free dessert on Veteran’s Day to military veterans while supplies last! We...