Alien Cashier at Dorky's BBQ Meme
Originally posted
Everyone give it up for our new cashier Xllykdin!
We found it a few months ago when a giant capsule crash landed in the dumpster out back. At first it was just but a stringy strange goo, but quickly it grew like a post on the moon, developing complex cognitive and motor capabilities. Its ability to retain information is out of this world!
We're currently working out a deal with its home planet of Klixqristcka to return it to its family.
For now, everyone please be nice to Xllykdin.