Classic Dorky Mascot Tee

This is the baseline philosophical uniform.

This is the Dorky face that launched a thousand philosophical BBQ debates. It’s the original logo and the mandatory acknowledgment that you understand the fundamental truth: DorkLife is not a choice, it is a state of being.

The shirt is comfortable, it holds up, and it's the fastest way to signal that you are operating at peak intellectual BBQ efficiency.

Wear the mandatory minimum.

Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our charts below.

.: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Available in 58 colors
.: Sewn-in label