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      <image:caption>$5.00 a pint for this liquid goodness!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>We’re the people’s barbecue, no cap.</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’re the people’s barbecue, no cap.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have you signed your name yet?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come get an MLP!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s true though. 🤷🏻‍♂️</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Flavortown USA. 🌯📈</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We see y’all. Your boss says it’s okay as long as you bring back some ribs. 🤣</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you know, you know. 🧨</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We do cook and clean though. 🤪 #WAP</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’re working on earning an anti-endorsement from PETA.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’re still working on that anti-endorsement from PETA!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>🐷🤷🏻‍♂️</image:caption>
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      <image:title>We’ve hit another milestone... thanks for 2000 page likes, everyone!</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’ve hit another milestone... thanks for 2000 page likes, everyone!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>2020 Pandemic Virus Dorky Porky BBQ Meme (&apos;cue-VID19)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The best time to make a current events joke in bad taste was in March. The second best time is right n…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hemingway was also known for his best-selling classics, “The Bun Also Rises” and “For Whom the Butt Pu…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photo Post — September 28, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Our menu is an evolving kaleidoscope of flavor! 🐷</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We don’t believe in that store-bought, outsourced stuff. Made in house, daily. That’s how you know it’…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photo Post — September 30, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:title>2015 Labor Day Parade, Catlettsburg, KY</image:title>
      <image:caption>2015 Labor Day Parade, Catlettsburg, KY</image:caption>
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      <image:title>I Want to Be Full of Smoked Meats for Halloween - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Happy #spookyszn y’all. That means comfort food. 🐷🔪</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dorky once had an illustrious career as a pop star. Here is a still from his hit music video “Squealer…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Chillin, Grillin - Scary Movie Ghostface Parody BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’ve got #spookyszn memes for days!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Gathering Firewood Texas Chainsaw Massacre Leatherface BBQ Pig Parody Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Somewhere in the background, Chop Top is yelling “Get her Dorky, get her!”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/gonna-make-an-onlyfans-but-its-just-me-slicing-brisket-bbq-meme-tweet</loc>
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      <image:title>Gonna Make an Onlyfans But it&apos;s Just Me Slicing Brisket BBQ Meme Tweet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo Post — October 8, 2020</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>Saw Jigsaw Dorky Porky BBQ Pig Parody Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>🌀🐷</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/you-know-im-neck-deep-in-a-bbq-sandwich-rn-meme-tweet</loc>
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      <image:title>You Know I&apos;m Neck Deep in a BBQ Sandwich rn Meme Tweet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Priorities.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>On Wednesdays we eat wings - Mean Girls Dorky&apos;s BBQ Parody Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s #WingCrushWednesday!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Dorky (Michael) Myers Preparing to Slice Brisket - BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Even Dr. Sam Loomis highly recommends our brisket!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This seems to be the general consensus in the Village.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>The Brining - The Shining Here&apos;s Dorky BBQ Pig Parody</image:title>
      <image:caption>I call this one “The Brining”... heeeeeere’s Dorky!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Waiting on 11:00 like... - Michael Myers Halloween BBQ Pig Parody</image:title>
      <image:caption>Waiting on 11:00 like...</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>Smoke Ohio&apos;s Best Ribs, yessirski - Dorky Porky BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s the hickory for me.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>True injustice.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>4 Most Dangerous Places in the World - Dorky Porky BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Will you make it out alive?</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>Sometimes All A Person Needs is that Missing Piece BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo Post — November 9, 2020</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/2020-11-12-130820-dare-i-say-ohio-is-the-best-state-in-the-tri-state-for-this-reason</loc>
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      <image:title>Reasons to Live in Ohio: Bangin&apos; BBQ</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dare I say Ohio is the best state in the Tri-State for this reason?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>In a Toxic Relationship Dorky Porky BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo Post — November 16, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Me and the Boys on Brisket Day at Dorky Porky BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo Post — November 19, 2020</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>Having a Baby vs. Having a Barbecue Sandwich - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’ve been so busy today that I never even got a chance to post about our daily special, so here’s a t…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Governor Mike DeWine Dorky Porky BBQ Visit | Dorky&apos;s BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Governor stopped by to visit us this morning and authorized us keep on slinging pork. He said “Goo…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>I&apos;m Literally a Sandwich - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo Post — January 5, 2021</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Dorky Porky BBQ April Fools 2021</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here at Dorky Porky BBQ we’ve had an ethical change of heart and will stop serving meats immediately i…</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorkys-2025-reopening-teaser</loc>
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      <image:title>Dorky&apos;s 2025 Reopening Teaser</image:title>
      <image:caption>Big news coming soon…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Dorktallica - And Brisket for All | Metallica BBQ Pig Meme Parody And Justice for All</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dorky is finally opening his doors at 11 am on Wednesday, October 22!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/%F0%9F%8F%9B%EF%B8%8F-dorky-democracy</loc>
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      <image:title>🏛️ Dorky Democracy</image:title>
      <image:caption>🏛️ Dorky Democracy</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/the-dork-side-of-the-moon-pink-floyd-bbq-pig-parody-meme</loc>
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      <image:title>The Dork Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd BBQ Pig Parody Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>🎶 And if the barbecue comes from your favorite dudes, I’ll see you on the Dork Side of the Moon 🎶</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/opening-day-thank-you-dorkys-bbq</loc>
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      <image:caption>Thankful for a great opening week! We will be closed Sunday, October 26, per our regular operating hours.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here’s some lighthearted Sunday humor for our day of rest and refueling. Can’t wait to see everyone to…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These are the best kind of words to read. All of us at Dorky’s, but especially the Pitmaster himself,…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can go your own way, but we’d prefer your way to include 101 Jane Hill Road in Ashland, KY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have you heard? Dorky’s is the place to be! Just grateful, y’all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yum Yames said it in a song, and surely he agrees… that Dorky’s is the vibe HQ and where the flavor be!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Dorkyween - Halloween Michael Myers BBQ Meme Parody</image:title>
      <image:caption>Happy Dorkyween! What&apos;s your favorite scary movie? Sound off 🗣️⬇️</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thanks for the kind words, Tina! We feed off of positive energy, and we’re going to keep bringing our…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Wood Smoke Rises</image:caption>
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      <image:title>These ribs got the bucks going wild! Y’all, listen to this man. He is a truth teller!</image:title>
      <image:caption>These ribs got the bucks going wild! Y’all, listen to this man. He is a truth teller!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2025-11-02-131009-wanted-to-give-a-little-shoutout-to-a-longtime-friend-of-dorkys-mr-david</loc>
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      <image:title>Wanted to give a little shoutout to a longtime friend of Dorky’s, Mr. David Webb.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wanted to give a little shoutout to a longtime friend of Dorky’s, Mr. David Webb.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember remember, the 5th of November, the butt rubbin’ eatinest plot. I know of no reason the pork r…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dorky’s Five Day Break Part II: Eclectic Barbecue</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well folks, it appears that the rumor has gotten out, and yes… we are going into the former O’Charley’…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An Update on Yesterday’s Dorkposting</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All active and retired military personnel: to show our appreciation for your service, we will be givin…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So cool to make the front page!! Never thought it would happen but here we are. We&apos;re living, baby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is anybody else seeing these lights in the sky right now?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shoutout alert!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2025-11-14-200212-so-grateful-for-the-public-and-the-people-of-bellefonte-ashland-and-the</loc>
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      <image:caption>So grateful for the public and the people of Bellefonte, Ashland, and the greater Tri-State area for t…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If your first thought is “What in the world” then you’ve come to the right place! Get to know your tab…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Has the lady in your life eaten all the ribs you brought home from Dorky’s? If so, you may be entitled…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Dorky’s Improv Comedy Night / Whose Line Is It Anyway Parody BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>💫 Dorky’s Improv Comedy Night 💫</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Jayce Patrick / Samantha Limbaugh Randolph / Kristy Daniels Holtzapfel - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Reviews</image:title>
      <image:caption>There is a lot of kindness in the world today, folks! We appreciate everyone who leaves a comment and…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>In the Aeroplane Over the Sea - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Parody Meme</image:title>
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    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorkys-sauce-spices-dorkys-bbq-meme</loc>
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      <image:title>Dorky&apos;s Sauce Spices - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is it the moon? Is it a planet? Why, neither… it’s the spices contained within Dorky’s original sweet…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2025-11-19-152144-good-news-everyone-you-can-finally-review-us-on-google</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-24T23:42:45-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Good news, everyone! You can finally review us on Google.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Good news, everyone! You can finally review us on Google.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/in-a-toxic-relationship-with-porkaronirito-dorkys-bbq-meme</loc>
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      <image:title>In A Toxic Relationship with Porkaronirito - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Confession: I have gained 10 pounds in the past week. Have you too?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2025-11-20-143653-i-remember-this-rack-of-ribs-like-it-was-yesterday-i-mean-it-was-but-the</loc>
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      <image:title>I remember this rack of ribs like it was yesterday. I mean, it was, but… these bad boys looked and sme…</image:title>
      <image:caption>I remember this rack of ribs like it was yesterday. I mean, it was, but… these bad boys looked and sme…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/randy-hamilton-james-k-mckee-jr-danny-cox-dorkys-bbq-reviews</loc>
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      <image:title>Randy Hamilton / James K. Mckee Jr. / Danny Cox - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Reviews</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thankful to be slinging these meats every day! Even more thankful that y’all love them so much. We can…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/evolution-of-dorky-the-pig-2013-2017-2025-eras</loc>
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      <image:title>Evolution of Dorky the Pig - 2013/2017/2025 Eras</image:title>
      <image:caption>Someone said Dorky looks like a bank robber, but the only thing Dorky is robbing is HUNGER PANGS of th…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2025-11-24-110031-dont-take-our-word-for-it-take-the-peoples-word-for-it-were-here-on-this</loc>
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      <image:title>Don’t take our word for it. Take the people’s word for it! We’re here on this foggy Monday, ready to s…</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t take our word for it. Take the people’s word for it! We’re here on this foggy Monday, ready to s…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/why-does-this-pumpkin-cheesecake-cobbler-look-like-it-s-about-to-drop-the-hottest-album-of-2026</loc>
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      <image:title>Why does this pumpkin cheesecake cobbler look like it’s about to drop the hottest album of 2026?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Why does this pumpkin cheesecake cobbler look like it’s about to drop the hottest album of 2026? Get d…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorky-history/2025-12-03-140023-so-the-self-appointed-president-of-dorkys-fan-club-ohio-chapter-left-his</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:14:28-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>So the self-appointed President of Dorky’s Fan Club, Ohio Chapter left his mark on our sticker wall to…</image:title>
      <image:caption>So the self-appointed President of Dorky’s Fan Club, Ohio Chapter left his mark on our sticker wall to…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorky-history/2025-12-05-091518-no-marketing-post-today-and-you-already-know-our-posts-are-written-by-a</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:23:59-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>No marketing post today, and you already know our posts are written by a human and not a computer. I w…</image:title>
      <image:caption>No marketing post today, and you already know our posts are written by a human and not a computer. I w…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2025-12-09-140140-warning-you-will-lick-the-pan-clean-and-aluminum-does-not-taste-great-th</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:23:47-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Warning: you will lick the pan clean, and aluminum does not taste great. Thanks y’all! 🙂</image:title>
      <image:caption>Warning: you will lick the pan clean, and aluminum does not taste great. Thanks y’all! 🙂</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2025-12-12-165133-so-so-so-blessed-yall-but-lets-take-this-moment-to-go-ahead-and-apologiz</loc>
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      <image:title>So so so blessed y’all. But let’s take this moment to go ahead and apologize to anyone we may have let…</image:title>
      <image:caption>So so so blessed y’all. But let’s take this moment to go ahead and apologize to anyone we may have let…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/barbecutie-blushing-dorky-the-pig-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:23:24-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Barbecutie - Blushing Dorky the Pig Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We’ve sold out of most of our food for today.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorkcoin-dorkys-bbq-cryptocurrency-announcement</loc>
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      <image:title>DorkCoin Dorky&apos;s BBQ Cryptocurrency Announcement</image:title>
      <image:caption>We are thrilled to announce this new, ambitious piece of Dorky digital infrastructure. Be on the looko…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/the-meatles-dorky-road-the-beatles-abbey-road-bbq-pig-meme-parody</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:19:12-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>The Meatles - Dorky Road (The Beatles - Abbey Road BBQ Pig Meme Parody)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dorky Road is, in fact, located on Jane Hill in Westwood and Bellefonte.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2025-12-18-183637-dont-smile-for-the-ribs-smile-for-the-non-sequiturs</loc>
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      <image:title>Chuck Leonberg | Dorky&apos;s BBQ Review</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t smile for the ribs. Smile for the non-sequiturs.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/ai-generated-barbecue-sauce-dorkys-bbq-meme</loc>
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      <image:title>AI-Generated Barbecue Sauce - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Our sauce ain’t AI-generated! Dorky whips it up daily, in-house. That’s how you know it’s legit.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorky-christmas-vacation-chevy-chase-bbq-pig-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T16:30:44-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Dorky Christmas Vacation / Chevy Chase BBQ Pig Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>With Christmas rapidly approaching, we should probably post our schedule for the rest of the year… rig…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorky-history/2025-12-31-151752-tl-dr-were-adjusting-our-hours-and-preparing-a-finalized-menu</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:27:24-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>tl;dr — We’re adjusting our hours and preparing a finalized menu.</image:title>
      <image:caption>tl;dr — We’re adjusting our hours and preparing a finalized menu.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorky-history/2026-01-01-110735-happy-new-year-yall-2026-is-our-year-and-by-our-i-mean-all-of-us-collect</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:27:11-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Happy new year y’all. 2026 is our year, and by “our” I mean all of us, collectively, including you. We…</image:title>
      <image:caption>Happy new year y’all. 2026 is our year, and by “our” I mean all of us, collectively, including you. We…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/fall-off-bone-fall-out-boy-folie-a-deux-parody-bbq-pig-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:26:59-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Fall Off Bone (Fall Out Boy - Folie a Deux Parody BBQ Pig Meme)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m a loose bone of a smoked meat machine… what a match, I’m barbecue and you’re semi-sweet.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/mac-salad-at-dorkys-bbq-mamaw-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:37:24-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Mac Salad at Dorky&apos;s BBQ Mamaw Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yo I just got word that we’re gonna have a couple cold salads tomorrow? Homemade mac salad and potato…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/ultimate-biting-championship-tipper-hogg-tips-vs-dorky-dorkys-bbq</loc>
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      <image:title>Ultimate Biting Championship - Tipper (Hogg Tips) vs. Dorky (Dorky&apos;s BBQ)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ve seen enough. We’ve heard the talk around town, and we’re going to put it to rest. These pigs are…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/astrology-girls-bbquarius-tweet</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:35:03-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Astrology Girls / BBQuarius Tweet</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 3D chases your thoughts, you know, and in the depths of my soul I know my role as a roller of Pork…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2026-01-06-165040-schrodingers-cue-a-pleasant-surprise-or-a-digital-nuisance-you-decide</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:33:33-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0641/2674/6695/articles/1483377987128495_f4ce79ab-4115-489b-b972-9ce1e16f099e.jpg?v=1785465213</image:loc>
      <image:title>Schrodinger’s cue… a pleasant surprise or a digital nuisance. “You decide.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Schrodinger’s cue… a pleasant surprise or a digital nuisance. “You decide.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/the-30-year-old-dorkposter-dorkys-bbq-pig-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:33:10-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>The 30-Year-Old Dorkposter - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Pig Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here’s an excerpt from some random manuscript titled Fifteen Minutes of Faceless Fame and Everything t…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/%F0%9F%9A%A8-important-announcement-a-new-era-of-digital-excellence-at-dorky-s-bbq-%F0%9F%9A%A8</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:32:19-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: A New Era of Digital Excellence at Dorky’s BBQ 🚨</image:title>
      <image:caption>🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: A New Era of Digital Excellence at Dorky’s BBQ 🚨</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/petition-to-bring-guy-ferrari-to-dorkys-guy-fieri-parody-bbq-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-31T23:00:22-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0641/2674/6695/articles/1486557220143905_cc065031-b259-4386-9ac1-1d0d09b478ce.jpg?v=1785553222</image:loc>
      <image:title>Petition to Bring Guy Ferrari to Dorky&apos;s (Guy Fieri Parody) - BBQ Meme)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Petition to Bring Guy Ferrari to Dorky&apos;s: 1. Pitmaster Dan 2. Mrs. Dorky 3. BBQ Boy 4. Oprah 5. Dorky Courtney 6. Buddha</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorky-the-pig-jumping-the-shark-dorkys-bbq-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:28:40-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Dorky the Pig Jumping the Shark - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>No sharks here, no. Just heaps of meat.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/barbecue/2026-01-12-165648-cobbluh-blackberry-that-is</loc>
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      <image:title>COBBLUH! Blackberry, that is.</image:title>
      <image:caption>COBBLUH! Blackberry, that is.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/aaron-rodgers-getting-sacked-dorky-the-pig-bbq-meme-parody</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:39:40-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Aaron Rodgers Getting Sacked - Dorky the Pig BBQ Meme Parody</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aaron Rodgers might call it quits, but Dorky ain’t! He can take a sack (only because that sack has a b…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/barbecue/2026-01-13-144712-aye-bub-go-on-down-tuh-dorkys-and-get-me-a-full-rack-of-ribs-with-sauce</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:38:37-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Aye bub, go on down tuh Dorky’s and get me a full rack of ribs with sauce! They look real good.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aye bub, go on down tuh Dorky’s and get me a full rack of ribs with sauce! They look real good.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorky-the-pig-therapist-appointment-barbecue-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:38:25-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Dorky the Pig Therapist Appointment - Barbecue Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>“And tell me, why DO YOU want so much barbecue?”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/macaroni-moreno-says-stay-goated-bbq-pig-kentucky-wildcats-basketball-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:43:23-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Macaroni Moreno Says “Stay GOATed.” BBQ Pig Kentucky Wildcats Basketball Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Macaroni Moreno says “Stay GOATed.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/im-literally-a-sandwich-pulled-pork-sandwich-bbq-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:42:04-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>I&apos;m Literally a Sandwich - Pulled Pork Sandwich BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Call me anything you want (even Barbara Bonneville Quincy), just don’t call me late for Dorky’s!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2026-01-19-160926-shoutout-to-barbara-bonneville-quincy-for-this-beautiful-review-we-appre</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-20T22:01:42-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Mike Abner | Dorky&apos;s BBQ Review</image:title>
      <image:caption>Shoutout to Barbara Bonneville Quincy for this beautiful review! We appreciate you, king. This is the…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorky-the-pig-calling-you-bbq-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:40:52-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Dorky the Pig Calling You BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Come on man, pick up the phone. Ring ring. Aye bub we got a rack left, you want it? Yeah we’re over he…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2026-01-21-113404-thanks-for-letting-us-be-your-hometown-spot-and-thank-you-for-your-servi</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:44:24-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Thanks for letting us be your hometown spot, and thank you for your service! Glad we could be a good s…</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thanks for letting us be your hometown spot, and thank you for your service! Glad we could be a good s…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorky-history/2026-01-22-114032-guy-fieri-was-born-exactly-58-years-ago-mammaw-dorky-was-born-exactly-79</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:44:10-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Guy Fieri was born exactly 58 years ago, Mammaw Dorky was born exactly 79 years ago, and BBQ Boy was b…</image:title>
      <image:caption>Guy Fieri was born exactly 58 years ago, Mammaw Dorky was born exactly 79 years ago, and BBQ Boy was b…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2026-01-23-184150-confession-i-prefer-the-chickaronirito-to-the-porkaronirito-how-about-yo</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:43:55-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Confession: I prefer the chickaronirito to the porkaronirito. How about you?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Confession: I prefer the chickaronirito to the porkaronirito. How about you?</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2026-02-11-102759-good-barbecue-should-be-accessible-and-affordable-thats-our-philosophy-t</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-20T21:59:04-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Ashton Cannoy | Dorky&apos;s BBQ Review</image:title>
      <image:caption>Good barbecue should be accessible and affordable. That’s our philosophy. Thanks for the review, Ashton!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/barbecue/2026-02-16-144213-dorkys-bbq-home-of-the-porkaronirito</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:48:56-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Dorky’s BBQ: Home of the Porkaronirito</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dorky’s BBQ: Home of the Porkaronirito</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorkys-bbq-reviews/2026-02-16-180002-when-an-engineer-tells-you-its-working-believe-them</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-20T21:56:16-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Organic Engineer | Dorky&apos;s BBQ Review</image:title>
      <image:caption>When an engineer tells you it’s working, believe them.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorkys-bbq-jason-statham-contest-poster</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:47:31-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Dorky&apos;s BBQ Jason Statham Contest Poster</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever but come eat some barbecue today IF you can secure a table!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/master-beef-master-chief-bbq-pig-meme-halo-parody</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:54:34-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Master Beef - Master Chief BBQ Pig Meme Halo Parody</image:title>
      <image:caption>Were it so easy… to eat these ribs.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorky-history/2026-03-07-171722-first-envelope-of-stickers-arrived-today-from-portland-oregon</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:53:38-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>📪 First envelope of stickers arrived today — from Portland, Oregon!</image:title>
      <image:caption>📪 First envelope of stickers arrived today — from Portland, Oregon!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/rules-1-2-of-dork-club-fight-club-tyler-durden-parody-bbq-pig-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:53:27-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Rules 1 &amp; 2 of Dork Club (Fight Club Tyler Durden Parody BBQ Pig Meme)</image:title>
      <image:caption>His name is Dorky Dorkson.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorky-strings-billy-strings-bbq-pig-bluegrass-parody-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:51:36-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Dorky Strings - Billy Strings BBQ Pig Bluegrass Parody Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ol Dorky made a train &amp; he put it on a track… He ran it to the Lord knows where. Oh me, oh my… ran it…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorky-history/2026-03-11-131234-mr-dorkachev-stick-on-this-wall</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:50:14-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Mr. Dorkachev… STICK. ON. THIS. WALL!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mr. Dorkachev… STICK. ON. THIS. WALL!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/this-is-mike-mike-is-are-biggest-dorky-fan-mike-and-his-meemaw-loves-dorkys-bar-b-queue</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:50:00-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>THIS IS MIKE &gt; MIKE IS ARE BIGGEST DORKY FAN &gt; MIKE AND HIS MEEMAW LOVES DORKYS BAR B QUEUE</image:title>
      <image:caption>THIS IS MIKE &gt; MIKE IS ARE BIGGEST DORKY FAN &gt; MIKE AND HIS MEEMAW LOVES DORKYS BAR B QUEUE &gt; EVERYBOD…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/brock-the-beer-man-dorkys-bbq-dorky-cone-customer-reaction</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:59:09-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Brock the Beer Man - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Dorky Cone Customer Reaction</image:title>
      <image:caption>May you be as happy as Brock the Beer Man when he saw his Dorky Cone. Wait, what’s a Dorky Cone?</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/the-most-overrated-bbq-joint-in-kentucky-dorkys-bbq</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:58:13-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>The Most Overrated BBQ Joint in Kentucky - Dorky&apos;s BBQ</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Most Overrated BBQ Joint in Kentucky</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/friday-the-13th-jason-voorhees-dorky-the-pig-bbq-meme-parody</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:57:18-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Dorky the Pig BBQ Meme Parody</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh heavens, I forgot to look at the calendar! Regardless, and not irregardless, all the real ones know…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/name-this-band-bbq-pig-potbellies-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:56:19-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Name This Band - BBQ Pig Potbellies Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>BEST COMMENT WINS A 💫 FREE 💫 wink, nod, and mild hyper-local internet fame. Sound off in the comments…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorky-history/2026-03-17-184854-sticker-wall-update</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T22:55:19-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>👀 STICKER WALL UPDATE 👀</image:title>
      <image:caption>👀 STICKER WALL UPDATE 👀</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorkys-going-jack-gohlke-on-these-meats-bbq-march-madness-pig-meme-parody</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T23:00:51-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Dorky&apos;s Going Jack Gohlke on These Meats - BBQ March Madness Pig Meme Parody</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dorky’s plum goin Jack Gohlke on these meats, and we’ve got some games on the TV. Come on down and wat…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/march-madness-saturday-basketball-meme-otega-oweh</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T23:00:03-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>March Madness Saturday Basketball Meme Otega Oweh</image:title>
      <image:caption>March Madness on the tube on a sunny Saturday at Dorky’s… what could go wrong? We’re open, folks!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorky-tip-1-alpha-waves-pressure-cooking-bbq-meme</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T23:05:11-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Dorky Tip #1 - Alpha Waves Pressure Cooking BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s crazy how many people still don’t know this.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/dorkys-bbq-broccys-vgq-april-fools-day-2026</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-07-30T23:04:10-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0641/2674/6695/articles/1560384226094537_4e776902-e0d4-4a21-843f-17428d576fd3.jpg?v=1785467050</image:loc>
      <image:title>Dorky&apos;s BBQ / Broccy&apos;s VGQ April Fools Day 2026</image:title>
      <image:caption>🥊 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ⚾️</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorky-history/2026-04-07-190027-mega-massive-shoutout-to-weber-basin-forestry-out-of-utah-for-bringing-i</loc>
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      <image:caption>So many folks have been asking us to extend our hours, so we bought a new worker!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Breaking: Mark Pope has officially lost his mind!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Michelle Handloser / Sharon Lambert | Dorky&apos;s BBQ Reviews</image:title>
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      <image:caption>We just got some crazy news from the state today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Want to go ahead and drop this before the news breaks but… the city is redesigning the riverfront stat…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Swine Bomba Giant Barbecue Smoker - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is this smoker too extra? We call it the Swine Bomba. It’s like 8 tons of solid steel and should help…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Woah bubby! Lunch rush came early today, boys. We love the workers of the world, and they love chicken…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The authorities warned us against this…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Y’all, we’re very proud to announce our new assistant assistant manager. Everyone meet Adam!</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>The DorkLife is Always Expanding Just Like Our Universe - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Marquee Sign Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh… we are open Saturday, May 2, btw.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Kentucky Derby got moved to Ashland, KY… - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Kentucky Derby got moved to Ashland, KY…</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>This didn’t go as planned…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Brolympics just broke out in the parking lot…</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Brolympics just broke out in the parking lot…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Tracey Marie Adams / Rachel Cooper / Mason Whalen | Dorky&apos;s BBQ Reviews</image:title>
      <image:caption>Real ones eat at Dorky’s. Realer ones post rave reviews. 😤</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>POV: you work at Dorky’s BBQ</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>Boyd County, KY New Sheriff Election Challenger 2026 - Dorky&apos;s BBQ Pig Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dorky about to lay down the law! You MUST eat a pulled pork sandwich today or STRAIGHT TO JAIL!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Every single day we are blessed to see new and returning faces alike. We love making people happy and…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Pitmaster and a half, bub! We love you, Dorky Dad.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pitmaster and a half, bub! We love you, Dorky Dad.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Original.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Our scientists have uncovered a 2020 throwback for the zillennials in the crowd. It was dug out of a m…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Y’all, don’t listen to BBQ Boy. Listen to people who say our Google rating is too low.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Y’all, don’t listen to BBQ Boy. Listen to people who say our Google rating is too low.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Dorky&apos;s BBQ Now Has a Fly-Thru Helipad Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>You asked, and we listened. Aviation enthusiasts, get ready!</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>It ain’t wack Wednesday, it’s Wing Wednesday. They ain’t gonna last long.</image:title>
      <image:caption>It ain’t wack Wednesday, it’s Wing Wednesday. They ain’t gonna last long.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://dorkysbbq.com/blogs/dorklife-archive/when-you-pull-up-at-dorkys-and-theyre-sold-out-sophie-cunningham-pointing-bbq-meme</loc>
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      <image:caption>It’s been a day, y’all. We are SOLD OUT of meats again!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BREAKING: Ashland, KY couple climb to top of Empire State Building with a very important message</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’re now partnering with the postal system to deliver porkaroniritos all across the United States!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>To whoever vandalized our smoke shack: we will find you, and we will kiss you. We love Joe Diffie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If this thought keeps you up at night, you are not alone.</image:caption>
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