{"product_id":"dorkys-bbq-pullover-hoodie-retro-pig-logo-bbq-hoodie","title":"Classic Dorky Mascot Pullover Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"avatar-gutter ng-tns-c4108313219-20 ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bard-avatar ng-tns-c4075669750-21\"\u003eThe only reason we call this a cozy hooded sweatshirt is because it sounds more professional than “an oversized bib.”\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"response-container-content ng-tns-c4108313219-20 has-thoughts\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"response-content ng-tns-c4108313219-20\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color preserve-whitespaces-in-response\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: linear;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_b518f272af50369e\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThis is the official Dork-skin for 2026. It’s got the pig on the front so people know you’re part of the hive mind, and it’s got the name on the back just in case you forget where you spent your last $20.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e50% Cotton \/ 50% Poly:\u003c\/b\u003e Half-and-half, just like my desire to keep doing this vs. my desire to go live in the woods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEstablished 2013:\u003c\/b\u003e A reminder of how long I’ve been smelling like hickory and regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDouble-lined hood:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for pulling tight when you see someone you know in the Ashland Walmart and you’re not mentally prepared for a 20-minute conversation about smoked mullet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoomy Kangaroo Pocket:\u003c\/b\u003e Fits three Porkaroniritos or one medium-sized kitten. Use responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt’s subtle, it’s silly, and it’s better copy than ChatGPT could do because I actually felt a slight twinge of emotion while typing this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eGet one now!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":42198135636039,"sku":"21837012725853824182","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":42198135668807,"sku":"15797279400070725288","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":42198135701575,"sku":"30832825806090368324","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":42198135734343,"sku":"81388031358078354111","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":42198135767111,"sku":"21978036985951821269","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/2674\/6695\/files\/13570650976927673390_2048.jpg?v=1762755079","url":"https:\/\/dorkysbbq.com\/products\/dorkys-bbq-pullover-hoodie-retro-pig-logo-bbq-hoodie","provider":"DorkLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}