An Update on Yesterday’s Dorkposting - Dorky's BBQ E.T. Meme
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After an extensive round of market research, our in-house scientists at Dorky’s have concluded that there is, in fact, only one Dorky’s BBQ, located at 101 Jane Hill Road in Ashland. It appears that our social media operator woke up yesterday with an intense mistrust of Big Food!
We want to apologize for any confusion this rogue employee may have caused. The employee has been dealt with appropriately, by being promoted! In theory, of course. You’re only as high status as you feel!
Rumor has it the pork-a-roni-rito is a real thing. 😱
Be real scary if you tried it when we reopen tomorrow. Be even scarier if you thought it was halfway decent.
Love y’uns! We will get back to wholesome, hungry vibes tomorrow, but we couldn’t let the page stagnate for a whole week! The ends justify the means.